15 August 2008

Wax On, Wax Off

Eaton Square Garage £10 Car Wash

This weekend, you must pick up your drycleaning, clean the house and wash the car.

Yet you’d rather make lunchtime love in bed amongst fresh croissant flakes and discarded underwear with a sex god whose name you don’t yet know.

While you take care of the really dirty work, delegate the petty chores to someone else. Forgo the poxy monster-brush car wash at your local petrol station and have your car hand-washed inside and out at Eaton Square Garage.

A favoured haunt of chauffeurs and cabbies, the drive-through service takes around ten minutes. Hand over £10, then stand back and watch a team of eager men scrub, polish, and vacuum every inch of your motor.

It’ll come out gleaming.

Which is more than can be said for you.

Eaton Square Garage, 1 Eaton Mews West, SW1W 9ET (020 7235 9900 or eatonsquaregarage.com).