January 3, 2006

Just Browsering Online

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Click. Scroll. Click. Scroll. Click. Scroll. Whoa, shopping online is, like, totally wild! Or — ...

  Culture

October 14, 2005

Tapped for Greatness Online

The Uber Tap

As we all know, in Thus Spake Zarathustra , Nietzsche introduced the concept of the ...

  Culture

October 12, 2005

The Write Thing Online

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Technology has made everything easier. To wit, office snitching. One click of the mouse, and ...

  Culture

September 16, 2005

Swede Relief Online

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It’s inevitable. Shiny, spanking new gadgets enter the home, alleviating stress and making life easier. ...

  Culture

August 23, 2005

Diamond Head San Francisco

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You knew the day would come eventually. Diamonds would be thrust upon you, and you’d ...

  Beauty

August 16, 2005

The Search Is On Online

FatLens Event Search Engine

You can do everything online. Buy movie tickets. Pay bills. Smack around innocent animals . ...

  Culture

June 21, 2005

Fly on the Wall Online

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You’ve always minded your own business. Adhered to a strict don’t-ask-don’t-tell policy. Believed in looking ...

  Culture

January 27, 2005

Brush Off Online

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There’s something really, really gross in your bathroom. Something that harbors millions of micro-organisms and ...

  Culture

September 30, 2004

Sweating the Small Stuff Online

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An imaginary excerpt from the 2004 Presidential Debate: MODERATOR: Senator Kerry, what do you make ...

  Culture